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Feminist Witch Hunting Kits

Throughout the ages, women have been persecuted as witches just for fighting back or not succumbing to the patriarchal norms. Now we can fight back and relax at the same time! Bring out your inner witch and tap into your feminist powers with this amazing Feminist Witch Hunt kit.

Wand: Each wand was hand crafted using repurposed jewelry, handed down from my Grandma who legit believed in ghosts, as well as women's empowerment. They were individually smudged by sage grown from my garden (which contains the ashes of loved ones), and each comes with a story about its unique feminist powers. They may actually be magic.

Cauldron: Create spells in your vintage fine bone china tea cup and saucer cauldron; chosen by its wand in a dowsing ceremony (for real). The cauldron is ideal for consuming the magic potion contained in the kit as well as other beverages a hard witch needs at the end of a long day of hunting evil doers.

Magic potion: See the spirits (or sooth yours) with 2 oz of pear, cinnamon, maple, de-caf tea infused brandy. This spell begins upon consumption and initiates relaxation and euphoria. The strength is doubled by reading a book, taking a bath or watching a show of your preference. Spell is broken after reading social media or seeing the news.

Witches Brew: Enjoy a soothing epsom salt bath in a cute re-usable satchel featuring organically grown herbs from my front yard garden. Most of the kits contain calming lavender and a few contain invigorating chocolate mint. Listed on each.
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  • Blue Ball $50

    Blue Ball $50

    Transform all claims of balls that are blue, into a scrotum and sack too! Also capable of transforming your own blues from the daily onslaught of the news cycle.

  • Vintage Queen $50

    Vintage Queen $50

    Throws sparkle and shine onto bleak gender disparagement. Many jewels able to refract vintage thinking on gender into a wider array of modern titles.

  • Vintage Queen (side two)

    Vintage Queen (side two)

  • Self Reflection $50

    Self Reflection $50

    Harness the power to be whoever you are without having to reflect what society says you should be. Be hard as a diamond, have your own light.

  • Self Reflection (side two)

    Self Reflection (side two)

  • The Knocker $50

    The Knocker $50

    This not only opens opportunities for you into man dominated fields, it shows you that you are an an opportunity for them. The doors may be heavy and large, but your inner power will be harnessed.

  • Half Moon $50

    Half Moon $50

    You can rise the tides with your little finger in the afternoon after a full days work and still have energy to draw, cook, code or craft. But sometimes, you need a half day. Create space to do nothing.

  • Half Moon (side two)

    Half Moon (side two)

  • Secret Garden $50

    Secret Garden $50

    You have your secrets, your skills that you pretend you don't have or that you convince yourself that you're not good enough at. This wand helps you conjure them out of the shadow and into the light where your garden can grow.

  • Secret Garden (side two)

    Secret Garden (side two)

  • Iron Lady $50

    Iron Lady $50

    You are delicate and hard, you have feelings but you don't always show them - until you really do. This allows you to blend your hard and soft, giving each permission to be... like a fucking lady.

  • Iron Lady (side two)

    Iron Lady (side two)

  • Eye of Sauron $50

    Eye of Sauron $50

    The power of the all seeing eye is usually bestowed upon parents and caregivers, but can also be gifted upon managers of particularly unruly employees. This wand helps focus that eye on the beholder, so they do not lose sight of keeping themselves happy as well.

  • Eye of Sauron (side two)

    Eye of Sauron (side two)

  • The Mermaid $50

    The Mermaid $50

    Your body lives on land but your spirit is in the waves. You feel best when you can taste salt on the air and your toes are damp. Take it all with you and grab the power of the roaring oceans and crashing orcas. Rise triumphant into your day and be the awe someone sees.

  • The Mermaid (side two)

    The Mermaid (side two)

  • The Orbit $50

    The Orbit $50

    You have many planets that circle you and you are responsible for keeping them from colliding. You are able to do so at great personal effort and cost. But it's not always up to you to make sure everyone knows the latest flight path. Just make sure they don't crash on your house.

  • Green Thumb $50

    Green Thumb $50

    How does your garden grow? Effortlessly it seems, to everyone else. You have that magic to touch dirt and end up with pesto. This will help you keep the weeds out of your head caused by the daily news. Giving you much more time to focus on your plants.

  • Golden Shield $50

    Golden Shield $50

    If you're going to fight the patriarchy, you're going to need a shield. There is no need to go into battle shabby however, and you can defend women's rights as sparkly as you want to be.

  • Aslan $50

    Aslan $50

    Shrug off some vintage views on morality and leave those deep in the wardrobe far into a cold land no one wants to visit anyhow. They frown on hot toddies, who needs them anyway.

  • Pearl of Wisdom $50

    Pearl of Wisdom $50

    The world comes at you fast. Sometimes it's a lot to take in. The Pearl of Wisdom helps you hear people when they tell you their experiences are different and makes it okay to grow. Even if you grow slowly, like a pearl.

  • Pearl of Wisdom (side two)

    Pearl of Wisdom (side two)

  • Black Tie $50

    Black Tie $50

    You can rock a ball gown or a suit because it doesn't matter. Gender is irrelevant to clothes or how amazing you look in them - which is a lot. Take your existing powers and wave them around.

  • The Octopus Killer $50

    The Octopus Killer $50

    Ward off all the handsy guys in your daily path and give yourself the resilience of an octopus. Creates space for parents to teach consent and consequences to boys as well as wards against toxic masculinity.

I'm available for portraits of all kinds in Toronto. Please email erin.caton@me.com for availability and pricing.

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    Half Moon (side two)
    Secret Garden $50
    Secret Garden (side two)